30 January 2015

Smooth Sailing - Queens of the Stone Age

Song of the Month!



Better late than never, the song of the month is here! Smooth Sailing is a kick ass song to listen to when you want to empowered. Just try listening to this sick jam while walking anywhere and you'll really feel the difference in your stride. Queens of the Stone Age know how to make people feel bad ass, so try they're other songs too! This song may not be new, but it is by far, my favorite song for this month. What's yours?

~The Dwarf

Flashback Friday

Flashback Friday!


Captain Caveman 
and the Teen Angels

This used to be one of the many Hanna-Barbera Productions' shows I watched when I was younger. The story revolves around the adventures of the Teen Angels - Brenda, Dee Dee and Taffy - and their partner Captain Caveman, who they thawed out of a block of ice. The plot was supposed to pretty much be a parody of Charlie's Angels, but with elements from other Hanna-Barbera shows and some of it's own unique twists. The show was always a little strange, but it was funny and as a kid, that seem to be all that really mattered.

The show only had 40 full episodes, around 11 minutes long each, but it was a great show that many people actually still remember. Captain Caveman and his son Cavey Jr. were actually also on The Flinstone Kids, as characters on a show that Fred, Barney, Welma and Betty watched frequently. Captain Caveman also starred in segments of The Flinstone Comedy Show, where he played a role parodying Superman.

Captain Caveman makes a lot of random cameo appearances in some more modern shows, too. For example; in the episode "Perfect Castaway" of Family Guy, Peter talks about Captain Caveman. He also appears in an episode of Robot Chicken, "Ban on the Fun," where he solves a mystery with Shaggy Rogers. He makes a cameo appearance as one of the toys in Finn's room on Adventure Time and he can also be seen in the background in South Park - Imaginationland: The Movie (2008).

If you haven't seen it before, or you haven't seen it in a while, you should watch one of the episodes. It only takes 11 minutes, so why not?

~The Elf


23 January 2015

Suits


Suits
So, yet again, I've gone on a binge-watch. This time, I watched Suits. My friend recommended it to me, so I thought; I've got a few days of free time, so why not? I've just started watching season 3, though the show is already halfway through season 4. The show is a legal drama created by Aaron Korsh, based in New York City.

Here is the plot summary:"While running from a drug deal gone bad, Mike Ross, a brilliant young college-dropout, slips into a job interview with one of New York City's best legal closers, Harvey Specter. Tired of cookie-cutter law school grads, Harvey takes a gamble by hiring Mike on the spot after he recognizes his raw talent and photographic memory. Mike and Harvey are a winning team. Even though Mike is a genius, he still has a lot to learn about law. And while Harvey may seem like an emotionless, cold-blooded shark, Mike's sympathy and concern for their cases and clients will help remind Harvey why he went into law in the first place. Mike's other allies in the office include the firm's best paralegal Rachel and Harvey's no-nonsense assistant Donna to help him serve justice. Proving to be an irrepressible duo and invaluable to the practice, Mike and Harvey must keep their secret from everyone including managing partner Jessica and Harvey's arch nemesis Louis, who seems intent on making Mike's life as difficult as possible."- Written by USA Network

It might not sound that exciting yet, but I assure you, it's brilliant. It's full of so much drama, it's insane, but totally worth it. So much happens in this story, it's just so busy, one thing happening after another. If you're not into drama, you won't like this, but I urge you to give it a chance. At first, I thought it wouldn't be that interesting. I mean, why would I want to watch a bunch of people at a law firm? But, it got really good.
Seriously, just watch a few episodes, see if you like it.

Anyway... the main cast:

Harvey Specter
played by Gabriel Macht


Mike Ross
played by Patrick J. Adams


Louis Litt
played by Rick Hoffman

Rachel Zane
played by Meghan Markle


Donna Paulsen
played by Sarah Rafferty


Jessica Pearson
played by Gina Torres



As usual, if you haven't watched it yet, do it now! This show is so worth watching once you get into it. They have an amazing cast and a brilliant story. It's funny, it's intense. You have to try it! There's so much swagger in the show and so much bickering and drama. It's worth the watch, all the way.

~The Elf

17 January 2015

Flashback Friday

Flashback Friday!



Pulp Fiction (1994)

Hey guys, how we all going? Today ill be doing a review on one of my favourite movies; Pulp Fiction, directed by Quentin Tarantino. If you haven't seen this movie, you need to. It's awesome!

The story revolves around a group of separate characters and their lives. All through the movie there are a mix of funny and serious parts, witch show the genius of Quentin Tarantino. The movie is made up of six separate stories, some of which crossover. The first one is about "Hunny Bunny" and "Pumpkin," two small time criminals who are robbing a diner where they were having coffee.

The second one is about Jules Winnfield and his partner in crime, Vincent Vega, who are going to collect a package from some people who owe there boss, Marsellus, some money. After Jules and Vincent collect the package, they kill the entire group, except for one.

The third chapter is mainly about Vincent. In this part of the movie, Vincent has been asked to take Marsellus' wife, Mia, out to dinner. On his way to get her, Vincent picks up some high-grade heroin, which Mia later overdoses on.

In chapter four we meet Butch as a child and his father's friend, who just got back from Vietnam, and tells young Butch the story behind his father's gold watch. Later in the chapter, we see Butch accepting money from Marsellus to throw a fight for him. Butch double crosses Marsellus and runs from him.

In the fifth chapter we go back to Jules and Vincent, who are now driving back with the survivor, when Vincent accidentally shoots him in the head. Needing to get off the road and clean the car, the pair call "The Wolf," a notorious gang member, to help them clean up the car.

In the final chapter, we see Vincent and Jules in a diner, which just happens to be the same one Pumpkin and Hunny Bunny are robbing.

In conclusion, Pulp Fiction is a great movie, one that is definitely worth watching. If you haven't seen it yet, you should watch it now!

<Merlin>

12 January 2015

Update!!

Happy New Year to everyone!
I hope your year so far has been great and I hope the rest of it will be, too. 
I'm sorry, I've been very busy the last two weeks, but I swear I'll get back to work on the blog in the next few days. 
I finally got around to writing new chapters of Saviour, so there are now 18 published chapters. I'm starting with chapter 19 sometime this week, so hopefully it will be ready by the end of this month or early next month, but I make no promises.
I'll be writing up new reviews this week, so expect them from Friday on wards. Sorry for being so incredibly inconsistent, but we're really going to start working on that this year and updating at the right times and posting when we're supposed to.
If anyone has any ideas on things we could review, feel free to e-mail us or just leave a comment. We'll be happy to hear from you and your opinions are always welcome. 
~The Elf

31 December 2014

Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars

Song of the Month!


If you haven't heard this song, you damn well better listen to it now! It's a brilliant song that has pretty much taken over the world, for a good reason. Honestly, it's just such a feel good song, that you just have to love it! 
Firstly, Mark Ronson is brilliant in his own right, but I think being partnered up with Bruno Mars for this song made it perfect! They're both very, very talented and I think together they made this song as good as they possibly could have.
I love Bruno Mar's style. He just has this swagger about him that makes him someone you want to hang with. He seems to have this magnetic personality and it shows through to his music, which just makes it all the better to listen to. I love how his music sorta sounds old fashioned, but with a modern twist. His music is very catchy and unique, which you can easily hear, it sets him apart from other artists.
Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars made this song one that won't be forgotten anytime soon.
If you haven't already listened to this song, do it now!
What are everyone's favourite songs by either of them?
~The Elf

25 December 2014

Christmas Tale: Part 2

Christmas Tale
Part Two

'Twas the day of Christmas,
And all through the house,
Every creature was stirring,
Even the mouse.

All kids were grounded,
For their late night,
That gave mum and dad,
A bloody big fright.

The Greek went home,
For he was a dick,
He decided to ditch,
What a bloody big prick.

Santa Claus was hungover,
But all gifts were there,
All four felt great pride,
as they gave them a stare.

"We did a good thing," Merlin laughed aloud,
The Elder smiled, "Santa would be proud."
The Elf's lips' corners lifted,
As she gave The short Dwarf a look,
They then said in time, "This should be in a book."

And that's how the story of drunk Christmas began,
With a tipsy 'Claus and a bloody great plan.
Merry Christmas to all,
And to all a bloody great night.

THE END OF PART TWO

What did you think of part two? Should I do a part three?
-The Dwarf

Update!!

Update!!

Hello everyone!
Merry Christmas to all and we hope you've all had a fantastic day, we know we have. 
This year was actually even busier than last year, so we have been worse than ever at keeping things updated and posting often. We are very, very sorry about that, but we're definitely going to pick up the Christmas spirit for the rest of the month and, as our New Year's resolution, we're going to try to post at least five times every month from now on.
Unfortunately, most of these posts will still be by me, since I have internet access most often and am available to do things on a more regular basis. Next year, The Dwarf and The Elder will be posting more often, I assure you, but probably still not as often as we would like. We all have busy lives, but we will definitely try to be more consistent. If we still can't post very often, we apologize in advance, but we are aiming to have more regular posting by June next year - at the latest.
The Friday Flashbacks have been very inconsistent, but hopefully from next week on wards, we'll be posting every Friday. We also plan on doing as many new reviews as we can in the next few weeks, before we have to get back to school and work, etc... Otherwise, we plan to do more things for the blog next year, which we're quite excited about.
Hopefully, we'll have everything sorted next year and be much more organized.
In any case, we hope you all have a lovely Christmas! Best wishes to everyone and we hope you all get the things that were on your wishlist this year.
We love you all very much, and thank you for checking out the blog!

~The Elf

30 November 2014

Rise Up - Vincent Steele, Michael Woodenbridge & Nine One One

Song of the Month!


Rise Up

By Vincent Steele, Michael Woodenbridge & Nine One One

I'm sorry guys, the Dwarf was supposed to be posting this month, but she couldn't for some reason. Guess you'll have to deal with me, again.
As you all should know, if you checked my last post, I'm currently in love with the TV series; 'The 100.' Due to my slightly skew fangirl mind, I've become slightly obsessed with this song because of that. Rise Up was used in The 100's season two trailer, and after I heard it on there, I just had to hear it again.
It's an amazing song, though strangely not in a genre I usually listen to. Oh well, if it's good, it's good. If you're a fan of The 100, I'm sure you'll love this song. It's all about coming up again after you've fallen down, which is exactly what the 100 (I'm talking about the group of people this time, not the show itself) need to be doing this season. [SPOILER?] After the battle with the Grounders last season, they need to rise up again and start over. 
Personally, I think this song is absolutely perfect for the 100 because of everything they've been through and how hard they keep working to survive.
Plus, if you're like me, any good motivational song is great to listen to when you need to do something. So, fangirls/boys and procrastinators alike, here's a song I hope will get your blood pumping.
Anyone else know of some great songs that remind you of The 100?
~The Elf



29 November 2014

The 100


The 100
(the HUNDRED, not the one hundred, mmkay?)

This show is... amazing. It's better than amazing. There aren't enough words to describe how much I now love this TV series. I'll come clean, until a day ago, I had only seen gif sets about The 100 on Tumblr - I had no idea what it was actually about or anything. So, like every fandom loving teenage girl, I went on a binge and watched the entire series in a day. Given there are only 18 episodes so far, I guess that isn't that big of a deal, but it was so worth it! If you haven't already watched it, do it now!
Okay, enough fangirling. The 100 is a post-apocalyptic drama, thriller, SciFi... thing based on the book (The 100) by Kass Morgan, developed by Jason Rothenberg.
The story line is set 97 years in the future, almost a century after nuclear warfare wiped out almost all of the people living on Earth. The only people who were believed to have survived the nuclear warfare are the inhabitants of 12 space stations in Earth's orbit. At some point, the 12 stations came together to form one huge station that they dubbed "The Ark," where around 2,500 people lived. Since resources are limited, every crime, no matter how severe, is punishable by death - unless you're under the age of 18. Eventually, The Ark's life-support is found to be failing. In come 'the 100,' juvenile prisoners labelled "expendable" in a desperate attempt to determine whether or not Earth is inhabitable once again.
Once on Earth, the 100 have to learn how to survive on the beautiful, but very, very dangerous planet they now live on. From struggling to form a well functioning community to, fighting for their lives to, relationship drama - these teens have to deal with it all. Of course, it's not just the animals or the environment itself that is trying to kill them, once they learn that not all of humanity was wiped out by the war. Grounders, their most common enemy, as well as much worse monsters; Reapers and Mountain Men (Fine, fine. Maybe not all of them, but I really don't like them).
As the series continues, you also watch life on The Ark and how the future humans' society works (one huge drama, if you ask me), which leads on to the next season.

The main cast are;

Clarke Griffin
played by Eliza Taylor


Clarke is totally badass, though sometimes a little contradictory of herself, but when you get past that she's awesome. She's the co-leader and medic of the 100 and is the main character... well, pretty much. Anyway, she's smart, kind-hearted and very strong willed. You'll get it when you see the show, but she's all about saving people, well her people (the 100), mostly. Although she has a lot of her own problems, she puts everyone else first, which seems to be something that the 100 really needed when they started out on the ground. Clarke's character is a little more complex than I thought in the beginning, which makes it all the more interesting to watch, as her character is developed more deeply. In my opinion, she's like the mom of the group and Bellamy is the dad, they even bicker like an old married couple.

Bellamy Blake
played by Bob Morley


Now, Bellamy is interesting... he's an ass, but he's also a little lost puppy. He'll do anything to save his little sister, especially considering he snuck on to the dropship just to protect her, but he'd also like it if he could save his own ass, very much so. In the beginning, I think everyone watching wants to hit him over the head a few times, but later on he's just too awesome. He is the other co-leader and the head of security for the 100. Although he makes quite a few bad decisions, he is a good leader and does everything he can to keep the 100 alive. He also has lots of his own problems though, especially when it comes to his sister, Octavia. Despite their problems, however, it's very obvious that they would do anything in the world to protect each other. I love his character and seriously hope everything works out for him.

Finn Collins
played by Thomas McDonell


Finn is funny, brave and kind-hearted, but goes down a much darker path in the second season. I still love his character, but he's a little scary now. Anyway, he is the tracker for the 100 and was Clarke's closest confidant. He was arrested for illegal spacewalking on The Ark, which led to many people nicknaming him "Spacewalker." He doesn't really say much about his past, so far, but he grew up with Raven. While at camp, in the first season, he was pretty much always peace seeking. He thought outside the box, in the sense that he didn't just follow the crowd blindly and stood up for what he believed was right. In season two, he becomes much less hesitant to do things he never would have done in the first season.

Octavia Blake
played by Marie Avgeropoulos


Octavia is a very stubborn and independent girl, which is both good and bad throughout the series. She's a very strong character, who is continuously rebelling against practically everything (especially her brother) and gets a lot of attention from guys, most importantly Lincoln. While on The Ark, she lived in secret under the floor of her family's quarters for almost 16 years, since The Ark has a strict one-child-only rule. Because of her inability to explore as a child, she is very free spirited and adventurous when they finally reach Earth. After being found out, she was arrested, becoming one of the 100. She helps Clarke a lot with being a medic and gathers information on the grounders through Lincoln. Although she's impulsive and flirtatious, Octavia cares deeply for the 100 and later on some of the Grounders.

Jasper Jordan
played by Devon Bostick


I love him! He's outgoing, adventurous and is always trying to cheer people up (like Raven). He usually isn't afraid to speak his mind, he is very headstrong and usually goes into battle rashly. He is traumatized by grounders very early in the series, but bravely continues to protect his friends despite it. He is in Bellamy's militia and is the main chemist for the 100. Throughout a lot of the series, Jasper is infatuated by Octavia, often trying to be brave or risking his life for her. Jasper and his best friend, Monty, were arrested on The Ark for stealing herbs and making drugs from them, but on the ground they very quickly become friends with the 100's two leaders (and, of course, their help). Jasper is another character that would do anything to protect the people he cares about, though this sometimes puts him in a lot of danger. He and Monty can never not be friends. Seriously, it would suck and I would probably cry.

Monty Green
played by Christopher Larkin


Monty is very smart and is always trying to use that to help the people around him. He is also tech-savvy and a loyal friend. His intellect is a very valuable asset for the 100 as well as his knowledge of pharmaceuticals, due to his family being in charge of them on The Ark. He tried to regain communication with The Ark, but couldn't manage with the very little equipment he had. Once Raven arrived with the radio, he helped her communicate with The Ark. He is exceptionally devoted to the people closest to him and is always trying his best to keep them safe. He is an amazing character and I would really like to see much more of him in the second season.

Lincoln
played by Ricky Whittle


Lincoln is the first Grounder the 100 properly come in contact with. He seems to be a very caring person, but definitely doesn't trust the 100. He is loyal to his people, but when Octavia is involved he is willing to do anything to protect her. He doesn't think what his people are doing, pretty much trying to slaughter the 100, is right. He saves Octavia's life repeatedly, trains her to be a warrior and teaches her some of the Grounder's language so that she can protect herself. He forms a type of alliance with Finn, which is why he is willing to listen to him about creating a truce. I like Lincoln a lot and I really hope he'll be around for a while. I think he's the first step in peace with the Grounders and stopping the Reapers and Mountain Men.

Raven Reyes
played by Lindsey Morgan


Raven is incredibly intelligent, as well as brave and selfless. She does not back away from a challenge and is repeatedly willing to sacrifice herself for her friends. Raven is also very independent, strong willed and ready to break the rules if it mean it would help her friends. She doesn't seem to like admitting weakness and she seems to always want to be doing everything she can think of to help her friends herself. I really like her because she's always trying really hard and staying positive for as long as she can. She looks out for everyone as well as she can and seems to be very calm in situations where others would panic. She also seems to be a little short tempered, when it comes to the people she cares about being in danger. She is very helpful to both The Ark and the 100, since she was on The Ark first, but then landed on Earth in a pod she built herself. On The Ark she was one of the top three engineers and the youngest Zero-G mechanic in 52 years, but on the ground she is the top engineer.

Abby Griffin
played by Paige Turco


Abby is the chief medical officer on The Ark, which helped to keep her from punishment when she broke the rules to do the things she thought was right. She isn't afraid to face the consequences of her actions, just as she isn't afraid to stand for what she believes. She is a fierce woman and seems to know what she's doing. Right from the beginning, she was the most hopeful about Earth being habitable again, not only because her daughter was on Earth, but also because she knew from the beginning that The Ark wasn't going to be able to sustain them much longer. She is always worried about Clarke, but she seems to see Clarke as a child, even after she had risked her life and almost died many times to keep the 100 alive. Abby is willing to do everything in her power to keep her daughter safe, but doesn't seem to realize that Clarke doesn't need her protection as much anymore.

Marcus Kane
played by Henry Ian Cusick


Kane is a bit of an ass. Like, seriously, he is such a selfish douche in the start. It just really annoyed me when he was just following the rules, not thinking about what could be better for them, but he redeems himself later on. I like Kane later on in the series, but when they reach Earth I got annoyed again because he was pretty much telling Bellamy and the others that they were just a bunch of kids who didn't know what they were talking about and they should learn to follow the rules and all that. The 100 were sent to Earth to die. No one really thought Earth was habitable again, but since the 100 were "expendable" they tried it anyway. The 100 weren't really expected to survive, but they did and now that they managed to save the entire human race, Kane tells them they should just sit back and let the professionals handle it. I understand that Kane is a very motivated and determined person, doing everything he can to save the human race as a whole, but he should let the 100 carry on as they have more or less. He should give them a chance. In any case, he's an alright character, determined to save everyone, but he's also very cold and unyielding.

Thelonious Jaha
played by Isaiah Washington


Jaha is the Chancellor on The Ark, meaning he's in charge of everything and is the one with all the power. He seems to be a very caring and trustworthy man, though has sometimes made terrible decisions that he thought was going to save everyone, but ended up making things worse. In the end though, he is one of the only people who were willing to really give the 100 the chance they needed and to help them any way he could. He does everything he can to protect the human race, but is also open minded and tries to think of the individual people's needs as well. He is organized and willing to put himself in danger in order to protect his people. I really like Jaha, he's usually the balance between what the human race needs and what the people need. He's kind and selfless and he's just an amazing character.

There is a very long list of recurring characters, but I'll just leave that for if you ever decide to watch the show.
Anyway, back to fangirling. I think this show is brilliant and if you haven't already watched it you should! It's a very complex and interesting story that keeps you on the edge of your seat every step of the way. I cannot wait until the next episode, it's just too good. I'll probably be watching it again tonight. Seriously, even if it doesn't sound like something you would like, just give it a shot. Trust me, it might end up being exactly what you were looking for. 
This post is already very long compared to most of the ones I do and it's taken me a few hours to write this all up, so I'm going to end it here.
Any other Bellarke shippers out there?
May we meet again.
~The Elf