Christmas Tale
Part Two
'Twas the day of Christmas,
And all through the house,
Every creature was stirring,
Even the mouse.
All kids were grounded,
For their late night,
That gave mum and dad,
A bloody big fright.
The Greek went home,
For he was a dick,
He decided to ditch,
What a bloody big prick.
Santa Claus was hungover,
But all gifts were there,
All four felt great pride,
as they gave them a stare.
"We did a good thing," Merlin laughed aloud,
The Elder smiled, "Santa would be proud."
The Elf's lips' corners lifted,
As she gave The short Dwarf a look,
They then said in time, "This should be in a book."
And that's how the story of drunk Christmas began,
With a tipsy 'Claus and a bloody great plan.
Merry Christmas to all,
And to all a bloody great night.
THE END OF PART TWO
What did you think of part two? Should I do a part three?
-The Dwarf
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